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Greg Koch

Radio Free Gristle
Greg Koch

Hey man! Did you know that Doctor Demento’s fucking guitar-playing twin
made an album? That fucking funny guitar-playing twin is named Greg Koch. His
little intros in between songs are worth the price of Radio Free Gristle-they
are some funny shit. Radio Free Gristle is a throwback to the days when radio
was cool and fun to listen to. You know what I mean, back in the day when turning
on the am/fm was worth a damn? Koch created the kind of airplay he wants rather
than waiting for some corporate machine to put it into some canned, pre-programmed
radio piece of shit rotation. That makes Mr. Koch an original.

Those funny little bits between songs showcase a wicked guitar player. You
have to love the way Koch abuses that fucking guitar. He makes it howl, cry,
holler, whimper, and scream. Today’s metal players would do themselves
a favor by listening to Radio Free Gristle. He can beat it up easily with the
likes of Eddie Van Halen and Randy Rhoades. Koch is a guitar players guitar
player. The cd had some great fucking playing on it. It is one hell of a ride.

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Enders Game: Game Over

Enders Game: Kevin Freeman-Vocals. Jarrod Johnson-Guitar. Dave Merrill-Guitar. Shon Harp-Bass. Daniel Burch-Drums. I like this…

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Dope

WARNING: Do NOT listen to this track while driving! It may encourage wreckless and dangerous…

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Banned from Utopia

So Yuh Don’t Like Modern Art is a brilliant and fun debut cd from a cast
of characters known as Banned From Utopia. The size of BFU reminds me of the
big bands from the forties. You know, during the time when music was not programmed
into a fucking keyboard. Banned From Utopia was formed as a tribute to Frank
Zappa. Guys, wherever Frank may be, I am sure that Dancin’ Fool is proud.
There are no holds barred on this cd. Listen carefully and you can hear hard
rock, jazz, country, and classical. BFU does not want to bore the listener.
It is funny and musically complex. This cd has six of Frank Zappa’s original
instrumental songs. “Tink Walks Amok/Thirteen” is a combination
of two Zappa tunes.

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Opeth

Deliverance From the Stockholm Syndrome
Mikael Akerfeldt has a voice that reminds me of Frankenstein singing fucking
Danzig. The listener can hear the mad, insane edge in his voice. He creeps into
your soul and rips you apart. This is one guy not to listen to stoned. You will
have nightmares. Can you imagine the nightmare? Mikael dressed up as Frankenstein?
Peter Lindgren reminds me of the great, late Randy Rhoades, of Ozzy Osbourne
fame. He is powerful metal god guitarist to be. Martin Lopez, to me, is like
John Densmore. He is a fucking rock poet on drums. Martin Mendez’s bass
playing is like the battle for heaven in Milton’s Paradise Lost

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